This is so weird....

SO there is this guy names Chris who is in Iraq right now. He is a marine. He is maybe 19, I can't remember. Anyway he has a myspace and every time I go on his page to leave him a comment one of his friends Josh has posted like 3 or 4 other long ones....and they are SO weird, I had to share. They are playing some video game and I think the best part is just that they are soooo serious!!! Here it is:

u serious, i am at midgar healing up from my wounds. after omegas tetra break, i need to heal up as much as possible

well right now im in Costa Del Sol with Barret. i just told him what happened and he's cussing up a storm. come by and get us and we can make a plan together or something. o yeah i thought i learned a new limit, but when i jumped in the air to start it, all the energy i felt dropped. so i just turned it into a Braver.

Josh, I don't know what happenedWe were fighting the Zolom's, with ease i might add, and a massive shadow crosses on the ground. When i looked up, there was only a bright flash.now i don't know where i'm at, its probably going to take 7 days to figure this out.

alright we just made it to the marsh..... its gonna be a while before we get there. its like they're having a meeting of the Zolom's or something. there's like...... I don't even know how many herethis should be child's play, we'll probably have to rest at the Chocobo Farm after this.Is Cloud still with you?????

he just left, i was tryin to ask him a question, but he just left, he said something about "finishin what he started"

alright, we'll take a boat and make our way there. hope i see the Midgar Zolom too.

man finally im backi ended up in darkness again. the tempered windows were underneath me. heartless and nobodies were coming out of nowhere. i didnt have any promblems taking care of them. but then this gigantic heartless comes out of nowhere. it had this big axe in its right hand. i wouldnt of had a promblem with it, but i was already tired from all the other heartless and nobodies.the big heartless overwhelmed me with its strength. i got blasted in the air by a shockwave from the axe. then it hit me back down with its other hand. i was already done when i hit the ground. the big heartless' axe was coming down to finish me. right before it hit me POW!!!!!...... it was block by a Gunblade.I look up and someone with two keyblade's was tearing apart the heartless. The heartless was defeated. I looked at the person with the keyblade's. At first I thought it was Sora but.... the guy told me i was foolish. I looked harder, it was Roxas. my vision was super blurry and i was still on the ground. then i let me head fall, then i said"thanks Leon"then someone said"WRONG""that's not Leon, y'know"After that it got all black..... then i woke up back at the Chocobo Farm.Wierd...huh, where you at Josh, let's meet up and destroy Omega.....together.

??? that sounds like Omega. But since i was on the verge of death, it took me 12 days to fully recover, but right now i am back to training, but i need more X-Potions because i am down to 4869 HP, i use to have 754,798 HP until the omega encounter

alright im here at " island closest to hell". that's crazy news....how are we suppose to stop a force like that. and i still haven't perform a limit since that Ifirit looking thing attacked me.o and good news i found a gold chocobo. it was there chillin when i woke up at the chocobo farm. but nobody else was there, and no sign of Barret either. hurry up and get over here.

i have been following omega around, i am at full health, but i am not taking a chance right now. i spotted omega heading toward the "land of supreme happiness" yep u guessed it, he is heading toward the promised land, and u will never guess who is summoning him, i look through my binoculars and i couldnt belive myself. Sephiroth was standing, holdin his hand out wanting omega to go to him. i have a real bad feeling about this, wat we must do is meet each other on "the island closest to Hell" and train a little bit more. with the power of them two combined, we are gonna need it.


i am here, i just got done summoning all my guardian forces and trained against them, they tried to hit me with an amazing combo, eden used eternal breath while bahamut used terra flare and knights of round tried to attack me as well and so on and so forth, BUT, they made a mistake, by taking tooooo much time to try to attack me, a got my gunblade/ultima weapon, and i was about to do what i think was omnislash, but there was a strange glow coming from me when i tried, a bluish glow was upon me and i learned a new limit, its called the "earth saver" and it was like omnislash, but it seemed like all my limits combined into one big attack, and when i finished, my guardian forces were all out of HP. it was an amazing energy man

YOU'RE HERE!!!!! i was wondering what all that noise was. just when i was about to check. that Ifrit looking thing, showed up again. This time he told me something,"Crisis the day will come when I will return your power.....but the only way that will ever happen is to defeat me. hahaha"then he flew off. why's this thing always got to laugh.i'm heading your way right now.and good job with your new limit.

i was born ready, u?

its alright, put ur chocobo on board of my ragnarok and we will get there with ease

alright, its done when we gonna go. i'm getting all excited.....maybe i shouldn't though. this could be it y'know.

i know, something tells me that this might be the last time we fight... together

i am here, wake up, i cant fight all these Dark Summons by myself.

Sorry bout that, i was having a great dream. I was in this country, with a lot a sand. and i was wearing this gear and...... well forget it its not important.WHAT!!!!! HOW MANY DARK SUMMONS ARE THERE!!!

from valador to ANIMA, the hardest of all dark summons

hey, u kno what i found weird? when we were fighting against the dark summons i heard a voice, and it said "go to the promised land" we have to destroy the dark summons first mayne y know

I've learned a limit, but its weak.Its called the "Fallen Crow"I ran up to the enemy and POW!!! throw a smoke bomb on the ground and jump in the air. While the enemy is still confused, I come down behind them and, SLASH!!! right down the middle.

impressive, i also learned a new limitits called "heart of a Lion" what i do is a throw about thirty gernades at the enemy, and i run towards them and slice and dice them up yknow, and right before they all explode, i roll out of there

I've got some bad news.. when we got seperated again, i was walking along and went to Balamb Garden, and what i saw was something horrible. Squall or Leon.. was destroying Garden, and Zell, Irvine, Quistis and Selphie were helping out. Rinoa is in timber right now and we got to go protect her first, then destroy squall and the others, and then omega and sephiroth. we have alot to do in a short amount of time.where are u crisis, i cant do this... alone

Where I'm at isn't important right now, i'll meet you at Timber.i never thought it have to be this way. he said he change his name because he was to weak, and now he wants to destroy what he worked so hard to protect. Zell, he suppose to be my other partner in crime, (so to speak). and i think i might be the one to take him out. Leave Zell to me Josh.Quistis one of the strongest minds, how could she..... this truly saddens me.I'll be there soon Josh....now where is that darn chocobo at???

that chocobo no longer exists because... Irvine shot it down with his pulse ammo. idk how it happened, but this really does sadden me too. first me and u will deal with quistis and irvine and selphie, then we will take on our RIVALS, i take Leon, u take Zell. Sorceress Rinoa said she wants no part of them so i am leaving her with tifa at the pub.