Last night, my brother, Carlos and I went to see the movie Transformers. I was looking forward to seeing it, I had heard from lots of different people how good it was, so I didn't expect it to be as incredibly STUPID as it was. Someone told me that people cheered in this movie! FOR WHAT? I have no idea. I spoke with this lady in the bathroom cause we both left at the same time and I don't think she was very impressed either, she wanted to go see 1408....I digress....The lines in the movie were like something off the Disney Channel...the leading lady was incredibly cliche and so obviously just there as eye candy....the parents were typical, stupid...and the little jibe about the President, obviously aimed at George Bush. The bad good guys were so NORMAL, I am sure that if we did a search on their lines we would find them in 10 other movies. I am trying to not rant here....wow.
My favorite bad scenes/lines are as follows:
"This is my do-whatever-I-like-and-get-away-with-it badge."
"Are you masturbating?"
"The kind of classified that can put me into prison classified"
"I've got a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and big arms."
There is this once scene where Micaela is talking to Sam and SHE LICKS HER LIP....like it so freaking obvious.....
The constant mis-pronunciation of their last name Witwicky
Another scene where the "hot geek" girl tells the "only guy in the whole world that can crack the code" to use a computer and hook it up to the Morse code machine and she is holding a MONITOR.
The come sit in my lap cause I am the only one with the seat belt line.....
I could go on and on...and I just might come back and ad some more....So basically, it was such an annoying movie, I totally wasted FREE movie passes on it and $3.75 for my diet coke. I wasted my evening....should have walked out but didn't.....
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