Monday, July 09, 2007

Poo on being alone and women's rights!


I absolutely hate the fact that Carlos is gone. I have 4 more days alone. Yesterday right after he left I went to our old house and mixed paint for him. He now has nine 5 gallon buckets of paint. It only took one can of exploding pink paint and 2.5 hours. Then I went home and ate. I slept for 2 hours, got up drank an energy drink and mowed the lawn. It was like 200 degrees outside and the lawn mower I used was scary. Now I need a weed eater, but I think that will wait. As I was mowing, I asked myself. Really. Who in their RIGHT mind WANTS to mow the lawn? As a female, if a guy will do it for you, WHY would you want to do it? To prove a point? Heck no. You gotta be crazy...knowing that I can do it is about as close to being a femenist and I am going to get. I certainly can handle being inside making dinner while Carlos mows the lawn than the other way around. My hands are bruised today, my nail polish is ALL jacked up, I am sore and my shoes have stickers all in them....no...I think God made me to be married and a girly girl...I will get my physical activity from working out in an air conditioned gym and just stay curvy...wearing make up, getting my hair done...and as for getting "dirty" I think my garden is about all the dirt and OUTSIDENESS that I want. Somebody buy me the ROBO lawn mower!!!!




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