So I am headed to the gym to work out when it hits me: TODAY is a holiday....that means that the gym will be packed with teenagers with raging hormones....like 14 and 15 year olds with raging hormones. The gym is almost like going to the beach and no matter what the season is there are always little shorts all over the place..so I am like....just go and work out - it can't be that bad....oh my - have you ever been to the gym when kids are in there? Do you know how they "work out"?? First they all come inside in groups of 3 -5. They ALL walk to a machine and stand around it and they ALL use it. OR they SIT on the machines and watch every one OR they get on the stair stepper for 5 min then they leave and go to the bathroom and come back and use the ab machine FOREVER and then walk around and talk to each other in little groups in FRONT of the machine that you really really want to be on...there is this hum in the air and its NOT the treadmill.....it the hormones.....So here I am, an adult, married woman who just wants to get her regular work out done at a time when there are usually only 2 old people in the whole gym. To make matters worse there really was an older woman on the stair stepper next to me SINGING to her mp3 player...can you guess how loud that was??? From there my day just went down hill....My mp3 player died, I had no water because I forgot it and the gym was humming.....so I spent 20 min and then ran for my life. My new philosophy??? Skinny 13 year olds shouldn't even be allowed in the doors......
Monday, January 21, 2008
So I am headed to the gym to work out when it hits me: TODAY is a holiday....that means that the gym will be packed with teenagers with raging hormones....like 14 and 15 year olds with raging hormones. The gym is almost like going to the beach and no matter what the season is there are always little shorts all over the place..so I am like....just go and work out - it can't be that bad....oh my - have you ever been to the gym when kids are in there? Do you know how they "work out"?? First they all come inside in groups of 3 -5. They ALL walk to a machine and stand around it and they ALL use it. OR they SIT on the machines and watch every one OR they get on the stair stepper for 5 min then they leave and go to the bathroom and come back and use the ab machine FOREVER and then walk around and talk to each other in little groups in FRONT of the machine that you really really want to be on...there is this hum in the air and its NOT the treadmill.....it the hormones.....So here I am, an adult, married woman who just wants to get her regular work out done at a time when there are usually only 2 old people in the whole gym. To make matters worse there really was an older woman on the stair stepper next to me SINGING to her mp3 player...can you guess how loud that was??? From there my day just went down hill....My mp3 player died, I had no water because I forgot it and the gym was humming.....so I spent 20 min and then ran for my life. My new philosophy??? Skinny 13 year olds shouldn't even be allowed in the doors......
The Skinny
So I am headed to the gym to work out when it hits me: TODAY is a holiday....that means that the gym will be packed with teenagers with raging hormones....like 14 and 15 year olds with raging hormones. The gym is almost like going to the beach and no matter what the season is there are always little shorts all over the place..so I am like....just go and work out - it can't be that bad....oh my - have you ever been to the gym when kids are in there? Do you know how they "work out"?? First they all come inside in groups of 3 -5. They ALL walk to a machine and stand around it and they ALL use it. OR they SIT on the machines and watch every one OR they get on the stair stepper for 5 min then they leave and go to the bathroom and come back and use the ab machine FOREVER and then walk around and talk to each other in little groups in FRONT of the machine that you really really want to be on...there is this hum in the air and its NOT the treadmill.....it the hormones.....So here I am, an adult, married woman who just wants to get her regular work out done at a time when there are usually only 2 old people in the whole gym. To make matters worse there really was an older woman on the stair stepper next to me SINGING to her mp3 player...can you guess how loud that was??? From there my day just went down hill....My mp3 player died, I had no water because I forgot it and the gym was humming.....so I spent 20 min and then ran for my life. My new philosophy??? Skinny 13 year olds shouldn't even be allowed in the doors......
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